Zoe. 20. Theater Major, Future Actress, Geek. Things that I love/obsess over include cats, birds, crime dramas, musical theater, late night comedy, sci-fi, Marvel, classic rock, video games, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Current obsession: Law and Order: SVU. Expect Elliot/Olivia shipping, Mariska Hargitay and Danny Pino appreciation posts, liveblogs on Wednesday nights, and eternal Stabler-related denial/hope. You were warned.

Note: I suffer from ADHD, clinical anxiety, and clinical depression. I apologize in advance if my crazy gets all over this blog. BUT. I am much better than I was a few years ago. Therapy works, kids.

This blog is friendly towards all ships, sexualities, gender identities, religions, political opinions, etc.

 

engadget:

You can now unlock your Motorola phone with a ‘digital tattoo’

We’re going down the implant route, aren’t we? Fucking hell, technology. Now you’ve gone too far.

engadget:

You can now unlock your Motorola phone with a ‘digital tattoo’

We’re going down the implant route, aren’t we? Fucking hell, technology. Now you’ve gone too far.

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

the-last-teabender:

jtalley1138:

rakeeshsorrel:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Oh my god.  My childhood.  It’s……….yes.

O.O

I’m just gonna go to bed. Nothing will top this.

(Source: saraarp)

sansathevampireslayer:

Christopher Meloni is really amazing especially if you know him from SVU because there he’s super straight-laced but then you see him anywhere else and he’s just so WEIRD and it’s such a treat I love this weirdo

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

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(Source: toddssteakhouse)

kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.

kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.

jessicalangeslefttit:

aquabreeze:

fashionablyillogical:

mcgarrrett:

» ladies of the reboot.

Ah yes, Nyota Uhura(seen undressed), woman, woman, Carol Marcus(seen undressed), alien woman, woman, woman, Kirk’s mom(name never mentioned in film), woman at bar, sick girl(name never mentioned in film), Spock’s mom(name never mentioned in film), Gaila(most screen time undressed), woman, alien woman, that guy’s wife(name never mentioned in film), woman, woman, woman, two alien women(all screen time undressed), woman, woman, and, ah oh course, woman.

^On point right there.

I have one theory though: The older Asian woman from the opening scene of the first film? (Bottom row, middle) I think that maybe that’s supposed to be Hoshi Sato. I mean, Archer gets name-dropped later, implying that the events of Enterprise still happened before the timelines split, so it’s entirely possible.

Spock’s mom is Amanda and Kirk’s mom is Winona. Those two don’t get enough love.

True, but neither of them are called by their first names in the reboot films. Plus, all the named female characters are defined by their relationships to the male characters- they’re either someone’s mother, someone’s wife, or someone’s love interest/girlfriend.

jessicalangeslefttit asked
I don't think the Asian woman was Hoshi Sato because the NX-01 set of in 2154 and Hoshi was born in between 2120-2135 and that would make her 95-110 when the Kelvin Incident occurred in 2230.

YOU ACTUALLY DID THE MATH. SOMEONE TOOK MY TREK THEORY AND TRIED TO PROVE IT WITH MATH. THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

But hey, people live to 95-110 now, maybe it’s not too much of a stretch for anyone, especially a pioneer like Hoshi, to still be alive and working in Starfleet at that age. Maybe medical science advances to the point where people start retiring at 125. -shrugs- It’s not impossible.

yiffmountain:

this has been a psa………..

Okay, I don’t even smoke and I’m pretty sure this is Grade-A bullshit. You can’t overdose on weed. …-squints- Unless that’s not weed I’m looking at.

yiffmountain:

this has been a psa………..

Okay, I don’t even smoke and I’m pretty sure this is Grade-A bullshit. You can’t overdose on weed. …-squints- Unless that’s not weed I’m looking at.

fashionablyillogical:

mcgarrrett:

» ladies of the reboot.

Ah yes, Nyota Uhura(seen undressed), woman, woman, Carol Marcus(seen undressed), alien woman, woman, woman, Kirk’s mom(name never mentioned in film), woman at bar, sick girl(name never mentioned in film), Spock’s mom(name never mentioned in film), Gaila(most screen time undressed), woman, alien woman, that guy’s wife(name never mentioned in film), woman, woman, woman, two alien women(all screen time undressed), woman, woman, and, ah oh course, woman.

^On point right there.

I have one theory though: The older Asian woman from the opening scene of the first film? (Bottom row, middle) I think that maybe that’s supposed to be Hoshi Sato. I mean, Archer gets name-dropped later, implying that the events of Enterprise still happened before the timelines split, so it’s entirely possible.

phantomrose96:

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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watching an ongoing series where the plot’s become embarassing and boring but still being attached to the story and its characters

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