Zoe. 20. Theater Major, Future Actress, Geek. Things that I love/obsess over include cats, birds, crime dramas, musical theater, late night comedy, sci-fi, Marvel, classic rock, video games, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Current obsession: Law and Order: SVU. Expect Elliot/Olivia shipping, Mariska Hargitay and Danny Pino appreciation posts, liveblogs on Wednesday nights, and eternal Stabler-related denial/hope. You were warned.
Also I follow back.
Note: I suffer from ADHD, clinical anxiety, and clinical depression. I apologize in advance if my crazy gets all over this blog. BUT. I am much better than I was a few years ago. Therapy works, kids.
This blog is friendly towards all ships, sexualities, gender identities, religions, political opinions, etc.
George Huang: sociopath
Elliot Stabler: i hate pedophiles
Melinda Warner: blunt forced trama to the head
Olivia Benson: Elliot, put the suspect down
John Munch: The government is keeping tabs on us
Fin Tutuola: ...I don't know how the hell I ended up on this show...
Captain Don Cragen: get your shit together, faggots and learn to play by the rules
Victim: I don't want to testify in court and help protect others because I'm selfish.
Prosecutor: Oh you found a dead body in his house and his semen was a match to the rape kit??... NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE
attorney: LOL im gonna make obnoxious comments to the victim and prosecutor because i'm just in a bad mood cause i'm not getting paid enough
Pharoah's Throne Stop moaning, stop groaning I stopped caring hours ago. Only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh
This guy at my school looks similar to Tom Felton and insists he is Tom Felton but he’s not Tom Felton because why the fuck would Tom Felton be at a small liberal arts college in Florida?
He did, as far as I know. My roommate gave him to someone she knew at a sketchy place without my knowledge, and that person found a home for him and as far as I know he’s doing well. I’m just so cynical about his former owners that I expect him to be on our doorstep again in two weeks. Granted, if he DID end up on our doorstep, we’d be happy to take him back and start searching again, but I digress.
Why do I have to be such a snob like why does my favorite alcohol have to be Disaronno Amaretto why is that so high-end why is the drinking age too damn high why is it illegal for me to purchase booze for six more months why does American drinking culture encourage illegality why do I have to settle for Skol Vodka which is basically watered-down nail polish remover WHY
My female roommate: So I met these weird guys at the beach, and I invited them to come party at [our college] tonight, and I texted them like "be careful, [our college] is like seventy percent girls, so you might get raped ;)" LOL!!!
"Stop bullying people for their gender identity!" Tumblr screeches as it proceeds to bully cis people for being cis because apparently that’s not bullying someone for their gender identity.